Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Close Call

Another Memo-of-Mass Destruction. "Saddam Regime Document CMPC-2003-016083 dated in 2001 contains a series of Top Secret memos that address the production of Nerve Gas Detectors which was prohibited by the United Nations resolutions concerning Iraq according to the document itself."

They loaded these banned detectors onto unmanned aerial vehicles and dropped them on our cities and killed millions.

10 comments:

stopmyabortion said...

You're a typical moonbat! Don't you realize the damage a nerve gas detector could do if it landed on your innocent sweet baby's head?

Anonymous said...

God help the poor soul accused of arson by the idiot freepers and caught with smoke detectors.

Anonymous said...

Which part of the word "detector" don't you get?

Unknown said...

I didn't realize rational people were still allowed to troll the 'freep... good catch.

Anonymous said...

Never mix an evangelical with technology.

Your Refrigerator has Barium Ferrite!
Really? Yes. Its Strong Stuff.

I will sell you a Barium Detector however this is dual use technology, so I must have you send me money, to Faith Based Barium WMD Research Center. I in turn will send you directions to Home Depot.
Yes. You have to give the secret password to get it. Its 'Flux'.
Now after you get the detector, from Jethro, the Double naught Spy, he wears a rope as a belt, Bodine I think his name was. Anyway once you got the Detector you can find that Barium Ferrite in your home.
- One Eye Buck Tooth [X^B
Or you can just take the Fridge Magnets Down.

Anonymous said...

If a smoke detector could kill millions, could ABJECT IGNORANCE?

Anonymous said...

those Freepers will go to their graves believing in those immaginary WMDs...

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