K-Lo's Heartthrob

The latest issue of the American Conservative has an article by Michael Brendan Dougherty about the neocon cult around the Fox program, 24. Dougherty quotes such luminaries as John J. Miller, Cal Thomas and Ben Shapiro. Almost poignant, however, are the quotes from National Review's Kathryn Jean Lopez, who invokes Jack Bauer at the drop of a hat. K-Lo's fans will recall how her heartthrob, Rick "Churchill" Santorum was tragically turned out of by the voters of Pennsylvania last fall.

Fortunately, her fictional hero will never fail her as long as the show remains profitable, even if Dougherty expresses his disapproval.